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<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Well folks, the problem I have with the liberal media
is that they roll over and play dead for this kind of garbage. Like when I made
a disparaging remark about Ronald Reagan after he died, and a friend of mine
deeply devoted to the man said "Gosh, even the liberal media are saying nice
things about him." Yeah, I responded, that's why I'm not a liberal. The media
aren't liberal. They're just consumed by fads, like most of American culture.
There are many ways to put Bible stories in modern contexts. When I'm in West
Virginia I attend River of Life Church of God, so I can do this as well as
anyone.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Siarlys</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>So, here is my
rewrite:
</FONT><FONT color=#00ffff>and other
observations</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:00:03 -0500 (CDT) "The Good, Clean Funnies List"
<<A href="mailto:gcfl-info@gcfl.net">gcfl-info@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:<BR>> Biblical Headlines<BR>> <BR>> If Biblical Headlines were
written by today's liberal</DIV>
<DIV>> media...<BR>> <BR>> On Red Sea crossing:<BR>> WETLANDS
TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE <FONT
color=#00ffff>Since when do "the liberal media" come out</FONT><BR>> Pursuing
Environmentalists
Killed
<FONT color=#00ffff>against a labor strike while defending</FONT></DIV>
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<FONT color=#00ffff>wetlands anyway?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>CULT LEADER DROWNS PURSUING SEX SLAVES</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Escaping dissidents find refuge in
wetlands</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><BR>> <BR>> On David vs. Goliath:<BR>> HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED
CHAMPION<BR>> Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>IMPERIALIST WAR MONGER DESTROYED</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Low Tech Guerilla Weapons Triumph</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>> <BR>> On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:<BR>> FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT
EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY<BR>> 400 Killed</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>400 MEGA CHURCH ASSISTANT PASTORS EXPOSED AS
FAKERS</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>"Yes We Can" Triumphant Prophet Exhorts
Crowd</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><BR>> <BR>> On the birth of
Christ:
<FONT color=#80ffff>I'll leave this
one as is.</FONT><BR>> HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT
HOMELESS
<FONT color=#00ffff>Stick it to PETA -- where's the</FONT><BR>> Animal Rights
Activists Enraged by Insensitive
Couple <FONT
color=#00ffff>liberal?<BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>> On feeding the 5,000:<BR>> PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH<BR>>
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior<BR></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>ITINERANT PREACHER ARRESTED BY HEALTH
INSPECTORS </FONT><FONT
color=#00ffff>I've had personal experience</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Probe food distribution to hungry without
permit </FONT><FONT
color=#00ffff>that came darn close.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>> On healing the 10 lepers:<BR>> LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE
RUINED<BR>> "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>BAREFOOT DOCTOR HEALS CHRONIC INFECTION</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>HMO seeks cease and desist order</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><BR>> <BR>> On healing of the Gadarene
demoniac: <FONT color=#00ffff>I'll
leave this one alone too. Liberal? It sounds</FONT><BR>> MADMAN'S FRIEND
CAUSES STAMPEDE <FONT
color=#00ffff>like something from the Chamber of Commerc</FONT><BR>> Local
Farmer's Investment
Lost <FONT
color=#00ffff>Commerce.<BR></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>> <BR>> On raising Lazarus from the dead:<BR>> FUNDAMENTALIST
PREACHER RAISES A STINK<BR>> Will Reading to be Delayed</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>PATIENT PRONOUNCED DEAD FOUND TO BE STILL
LIVING</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Family explores suit against physician who signed death
warrant.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><BR>> <BR>> Received from Andy Maslin.<BR>> <BR>> --<BR>>
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