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<DIV>Sell it, and buy a Kia Rio like mine. It cost $10.5 thousand in 2007, when
sellers weren't so desperate as they are now, but if you want automatic
transmission, air conditioning, and a radio/CD player, that might be another
$3000 or so. It gets 30-41 mpg, except in cold winter months when the fan is
blowing hot air onto the window, when it drops to 26-30. If you sell The Beast
to a museum, you will get more for it.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Tue, 3 Feb 2009 10:53:00 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face=Candara size=4>Our only family car is an
SUV. It has a name: The Beast. </FONT><FONT
color=#000080 face=Candara size=4>It does not fit in the garage: it is
longer than the distance between the wall and the garage door.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face=Candara size=4>It was necessary when we bought
it brand new in 1999 because we had four children and two or three foster
children (8 or 9 in our family). Now it's just me, my hubby and our 7
year old. Seats 8 comfortably. Over 180K miles. 44
gallon tank. TEN cup holders! Less than 12 miles per gallon
highway.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face=Candara size=4>It's paid for. Now what
should we do?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>Jeanene<BR>-If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around
here will make a lot more sense.<BR></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">Signs Your SUV Is Too Big<BR>~ Your garage is
larger than your house.<BR>~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school
as<BR>"downsizing."<BR>~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a
Geo<BR>Metro into orbit.<BR>~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back
seat folds down<BR>into an entire field, complete with goals.<BR>~ You need
a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's<BR>seat.<BR>~ Your buddy
riding shotgun is in a different time zone.<BR>~ Mortgage payment = $2200.
Texaco card payment = $2201.<BR>~ The fuel gauge doubles as a
fan.</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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