I bet there is someone out there that would buy it.<br><br>12 mpg... OUCH!<br><br>jp<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 11:53, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>></span> wrote:<br>
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<div><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Candara">Our only family car is an
SUV. It has a name: The Beast. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Candara">It does not fit in the garage: it is longer than the
distance between the wall and the garage door.</font></div>
<div><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Candara">It was necessary when we bought it
brand new in 1999 because we had four children and two or three foster
children (8 or 9 in our family). Now it's just me, my hubby and our 7 year
old. Seats 8 comfortably. Over 180K miles. 44 gallon
tank. TEN cup holders! Less than 12 miles per gallon
highway.</font></div>
<div><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Candara">It's paid for. Now what
should we do?</font></div>
<div>Jeanene<br>-If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around
here will make a lot more sense.<br></div>
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<div style="font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Signs Your SUV Is Too Big<br>~ Your garage is
larger than your house.<br>~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school
as<br>"downsizing."<br>~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a
Geo<br>Metro into orbit.<br>~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat
folds down<br>into an entire field, complete with goals.<br>~ You need a
Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's<br>seat.<br>~ Your buddy
riding shotgun is in a different time zone.<br>~ Mortgage payment = $2200.
Texaco card payment = $2201.<br>~ The fuel gauge doubles as a
fan.</div></blockquote></div>
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