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<div>The AMA and the Stimulus Package</div>
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<div>Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new<br>economic stimulus package....</div>
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<div>The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not<br>to make any rash moves.</div>
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<div>The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the<br>Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.</div>
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<div>The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.<br>Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.</div>
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<div>Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,<br>'Oh, Grow up!'</div>
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<div>The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the<br>Radiologists could see right through it.</div>
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<div>Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists<br>thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said,<br>"This puts a whole new face on the matter."</div>
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<div>The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were<br>pissed off at the whole idea.</div>
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<div>The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists<br>didn't have the heart to say no.</div>
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<div>In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to<br>the assholes in Washington</div>
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<div>(Sent by Lance)</div></div></div>