<div>NICE! That's awesome Green!</div>
<div>~Lance<br></div>
<div class="gmail_quote">On Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 7:43 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>></span> wrote:<br>
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<div><span><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2">i received this email a while ago. it's cute but requires translation.</font></span></div>
<div><span><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2">John, do think you can use it?</font></span></div>
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span>Abba: Daddy</span></font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span>chevra kadisha: burial society</span></font></span></p></blockquote>
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<div><font face="Tahoma" size="2"><b>Subject:</b> Abba where you<br></font><br></div>
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<p><font face="Arial"> <font size="3"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy">My wife's cousin worked for the</span></strong><span><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"> </span></b></span><em><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy">chevra kadisha</span></b></em><span><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"> </span></b></span><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy">in an Israeli town…</span></strong></font></font></p>
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<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3">and dug graves.</font></span></strong></p></div></div></div>
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<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3">It's honest, respectable work even if it's not for everyone.</font></span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><br>
<br><strong><font face="Arial" size="3">One day on his way to work, he forgot his lunch at home.</font></strong></span></b></p></div></div></div>
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<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3">When his wife noticed he had forgotten his lunch,</font></span></strong></p></div></div>
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<p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3">she sent it to the cemetery with their 9 year old son.</font></span></strong></p></div></div>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>Arriving at the cemetery, the young boy started walking around,</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>calling out 'Abba, Abba, where are you?' as he peered</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span><strong><font size="3"><font color="#000080"><font face="Arial"> into empty graves around the cemetery.</font><br><br><font face="Arial">A group of mourners saw this surrealistic scene and were moved to tears…</font></font></font></strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>what could be sadder and more heart-wrenching than a young boy</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>walking around a cemetery, calling out for his</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span><font face="Arial"><strong><font size="3"><font color="#000080">(<span> presumably </span></font></font></strong></font><font face="Arial" color="#000080" size="3"><strong>deceased) father…'Abba, Abba, where are you?'<br>
<br>To their shock and horror,</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>a hand suddenly popped out of an open grave and started waving,</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>'Shlomie! Shlomie! I'm over here!!'</strong></font></span></p></div></div>
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<p><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy"><font face="Arial" size="3"><strong>(yes, this is a true story)</strong></font></span></i></p></div></div>
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