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<DIV>While on vacation in Rome, I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a
golden<BR>telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the
telephone was for. <BR>The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven,
and if I'd like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but
declined the offer.</DIV>
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<DIV>Throughout Italy , I kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble
column. At each, I asked about it and the answer was always the same: It
was a direct line to heaven and I could call for a thousand dollars.</DIV>
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<DIV>Then - I finished my tour in Israel . I decided to attend temple
services at a local synagogue. When I walked in the door I noticed the
golden telephone. Underneath it there was a sign stating:</DIV>
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<DIV> "DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN:<BR>25 cents." "Rabbi," I said, "I have
been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I've seen telephones
exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars.
Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?"<BR> <BR> <BR>The Rabbi
smiled and said, "Young lady, you're in Israel now. It's a local
call."</DIV></BODY></HTML>
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