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<DIV>READ FORWARDED MESSAGE BELOW. THEN REFERENCE MY PERSONAL CAVEATS LISTED
HERE.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Many funny and appropriate (to my life) items in here.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>All generalizations are wrong, including this one.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>My caveats as a non-conforming male include:</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I am happy to offer sympathy -- but will solve problems if they are clearly
stated.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I always tell her she's not fat, and I mean it. Think of the standards of
beauty in 17th century France, or in Samoa to this day.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>She watches all the TV, I don't turn it on once a month, except to watch a
DVD I selected.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Christopher Columbus didn't have a clue where he was going, where he got
to, or where he'd been. He accidentally tripped over America trying to get to
Asia, and died thinking he had succeeded. On the other hand, Moses wandered in
the desert for 40 years because, then as now, men don't want to ask for
directions.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I am not prepared to discuss topics such as baseball and motor sports. I am
prepared to discuss topics such as the Complete History of the World, and why
legally, having discretion does NOT mean a person endowed with authority can do
anything they want.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>I must have been 30 before I even heard that men and women had some kind of
arcane disputes over the toilet seat. I still can't believe it is a topic of
conversation.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The rest fit very well. Thanks for sending them.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
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<P align=center class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 36pt">The Man
Rules<BR></SPAN></B><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">At</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <SPAN
style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps">last a guy has taken the time to
write this all down</SPAN></SPAN></B><SPAN
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><U><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Finally</SPAN></U></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">,
<SPAN style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps">the guys' side of the
story.</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-VARIANT: small-caps"><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">(</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><STRONG><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">We
<SPAN style="FONT-VARIANT: small-caps">must admit, it's pretty
good.) </SPAN></SPAN></STRONG><B><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-VARIANT: small-caps"><BR><STRONG><SPAN
style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">We always
hear</SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></B><SPAN
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</SPAN><B><SPAN
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rules</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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the female side</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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</SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Now
here are the rules from the male side.</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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</SPAN></B><o:p></o:p></P></DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">These
are our rules!<BR>Please note... these are all numbered '1'
<BR><U>ON PURPOSE!</U></SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><B><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">1.
Men are NOT mind readers.<BR><BR>1. Crying is blackmail.<BR><BR>1.
Ask for what you want. <BR>Let us be clear on this one: <BR>Subtle
hints do not work!<BR>Strong hints do not work!<BR>Obvious hints do
not work!<BR>Just say it!<BR><BR>1. Yes and No are perfectly
acceptable answers to almost every question.<BR><BR>1.. Come to us
with a problem <U><SPAN style="COLOR: #3366ff">only </SPAN></U>if
you want help solving it. That's what we do.<BR>Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.<BR><BR><BR>1. Anything we said 6 months
ago is inadmissible in an argument.<BR>In fact, all comments become
null and void after 7 Days. <BR><BR>1. If you think you're fat, you
probably are.<BR>Don't ask us.<BR><BR>1. If something we said can be
interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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</SPAN></B><B><U><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">other
one</SPAN></U></B><B><SPAN
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<BR><BR></SPAN></B><B><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">1.
You can either ask us to do something<BR>or tell us how you want it
done. <BR>Not both.<BR>If you already know best how to do it, just
do it yourself.<BR><BR>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.<BR><BR>1. Christopher Columbus did
<U><SPAN style="COLOR: teal">NOT</SPAN></U><SPAN
style="COLOR: navy"> </SPAN>need directions and neither do
we.<BR><BR>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.<BR>Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have <U><SPAN style="COLOR: #993366">no</SPAN></U>
idea what mauve is.<BR><BR>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.<BR>We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..<BR><BR>1. If you ask a
question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't
want to hear.<BR><BR>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine...<U><SPAN style="COLOR: #333399">
Really</SPAN></U><SPAN style="COLOR: #333399">.</SPAN> <BR><BR>1.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.</SPAN></B><SPAN
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style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">1.
You have enough clothes..<BR><BR>1 .. You have too many
shoes.<BR><BR>1. I am in shape. </SPAN></B><B><U><SPAN
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</SPAN></U></B><B><SPAN
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a shape!</SPAN></B><SPAN
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><B><SPAN
style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>1.
Learn to work the toilet seat.<BR>You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down.<BR>We need it up, you need it down.<BR>You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it
down.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P></DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: white; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><BR>1.
Thank you for reading this.<BR>Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight.<BR><BR><BR>But did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping.<BR><BR>Pass this to as many men as you can
-<BR>to give them a laugh.... . <BR><BR>Pass this to as many women
as you can -</SPAN></B><B><SPAN
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