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color=#0000ff size=2>There was a movie about Pocahontas some time ago. (I
didn't see it, since I don't go to movies, but i read about
it.) Leaving the theatre, someone was overheard saying, "Couldn't
they come up with a better name than 'John Smith'?"</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV>What can I say Lance? It's a joke.</DIV>
<DIV>It has a similar foundation to the joke greenBubble contributed, about the
sign saying "Need Help? Call Jesus" followed by an 800 #. You probably remember
the punch line, but... a Mexican guy showed up driving a tow truck.</DIV>
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<DIV>The funny part is (this is where the joke is totally ruined by explaining
it, as the blind man said in the bar full of blondes)... English speaking people
don't name their kids Jesus, but many Hispanic cultures do name male children
Jesus.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Sat, 1 Aug 2009 01:38:50 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
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<DIV>His name isn't Puerto Rican... He was here LONG before they were. ... Or
are you proposing we say/read it diff because of the Puerto Ricans??
/confused<BR><BR>Lance<BR></DIV><BR>
<DIV class=gmail_quote>On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM, Discussion of the
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are all good, but if Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Puerto Rican
name?<BR><BR>Siarlys<BR></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
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