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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?>-----
Forwarded Message -----</DIV>
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<DIV>
<P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN
style="COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN></B><SPAN
style="COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 11pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV>
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<P align=center class=MsoNormal
style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 24pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">A woman arrived at
the <SPAN class=ecxyshortcuts>Gates of Heaven</SPAN>.</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>While she was
waiting for <SPAN class=ecxyshortcuts>Saint Peter</SPAN> to greet her, she
peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around
were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before
her.<BR><BR>They saw her and began calling greetings to her. </SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>"Hello - How are
you! </SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>We've been
waiting for you!</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>Good to see
you."<BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">When Saint Peter
came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get
in?"</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>"You have to
spell a word," Saint Peter told her."Which word?" the woman asked.</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>"Love."</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>The woman
correctly spelled 'Love', and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>About a year
later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven
for him that day.</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">While the woman was
guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>I'm surprised to
see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>"Oh, I've been
doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. " I married the
beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. </SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>And then I won
the multi-state lottery. </SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>I sold the
little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. </SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>And my wife and
I traveled all around the world We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water
skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get
in?" <BR><BR>"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.<BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><BR>"Which word?"
her husband asked.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P align=center class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
<P align=center class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
<P align=center class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN
style="COLOR: #ff0080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 24pt"><BR>"
Czechoslovakia ."</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; BORDER-TOP: windowtext 1pt solid; COLOR: black; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in"><IMG
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style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Moral
of the story:</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">
Never make a woman angry ...There will be Hell to pay later!</SPAN><SPAN
style="COLOR: black"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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