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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>For your enjoyment.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Jeanene</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a
piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian
backwards : NAIVE <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>2. Isn't making a
smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming
pool?<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>3. OK, so if
the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa
Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make
the Tennessee Titans? And my beloved Dallas
Cowboys?<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>4. If 4 out of 5 people
SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?
<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>5. There are three religious
truths:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
<BR>b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith. <BR>c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the
liquor store or Hooters.<BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>6. If
people from <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION
w:st="on">Poland</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> are called Poles, why aren't people from
<ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY
w:st="on">Holland</ST1:CITY></ST1:PLACE> called
Holes?<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>7. If a pig loses its voice,
is it disgruntled? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* <BR><BR>8. Why do croutons
come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>9 Why is a person who plays the
piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a
racist? <BR><BR>* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>10. Why isn't the number 11
pronounced onety one? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>11. If
lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>13. Do
Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
<BR><BR>14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>15. I was thinking about
how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final
exam.<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>16. I thought about how mothers feed
their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
<BR><BR>17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* <BR><BR>18. If it's true
that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>19. You never really learn to
swear until you learn to drive. <BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>21. Ever wonder what
the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
<BR><BR>22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose?
<BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>23. Whatever happened to Preparations A
through G? <BR><BR>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <BR><BR>24. At income tax time, did you
ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it
spells 'THEIRS'?</FONT><BR></DIV>
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