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<DIV>Dentures don't hurt. There isn't a nerve inside them. All they can do is
pinch. Then it would be the gums (still) that hurt.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Wed, 6 Jul 2011 09:50:51 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial
size=2>John</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>I just came across
this joke. I'm told it's an oldie, but to me it was
new.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>A minister had
his last teeth pulled and got a new set of dentures.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>The following
weekend, he only spoke for five minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>The second time,
he spoke for ten minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>The third time,
he spoke for an hour and a half.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial
size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT face=Arial size=2>When pressed for
an explanation, he said that the first week, his gums were sore and he
couldn't speak. The second week his gums were fine, but his dentures
hurt. The third week, he mistakenly took his wife's dentures, and
couldn't stop talking.</FONT></SPAN></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<P align=left dir=ltr><FONT size=5><FONT face=Script><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN
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