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<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2
face=Arial>John</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>I just came across
this joke. I'm told it's an oldie, but to me it was
new.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>A minister had his
last teeth pulled and got a new set of dentures.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>The following
weekend, he only spoke for five minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>The second time,
he spoke for ten minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>The third time, he
spoke for an hour and a half.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=935124413-06072011><FONT size=2 face=Arial>When pressed for
an explanation, he said that the first week, his gums were sore and he
couldn't speak. The second week his gums were fine, but his dentures
hurt. The third week, he mistakenly took his wife's dentures, and
couldn't stop talking.</FONT></SPAN></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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