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<DIV>Yeah, but it would be funnier if it were written to be "bulletproof" to
snide remarks like mine. Somebody has to make these things up, and they could
have done a better job.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Fri, 8 Jul 2011 10:47:46 -0500 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
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<DIV>Dentures can't make you talk more either... but it's still
funny!<BR><BR>jp<BR></DIV><BR>
<DIV class=gmail_quote>On Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 21:20, Discussion of the Good,
Clean Funnies List <SPAN dir=ltr><<A
href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>></SPAN>
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<DIV>Dentures don't hurt. There isn't a nerve inside them. All they can do
is pinch. Then it would be the gums (still) that hurt.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
<DIV class=im>
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<DIV>On Wed, 6 Jul 2011 09:50:51 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean
Funnies List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net"
target=_blank>gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>> writes:</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>John</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>I just came across this joke. I'm
told it's an oldie, but to me it was new.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>A minister had his last teeth pulled
and got a new set of dentures.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>The following weekend, he only spoke
for five minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>The second time, he spoke for ten
minutes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>The third time, he spoke for an hour
and a half.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><FONT face=Arial size=2>When pressed for an explanation, he
said that the first week, his gums were sore and he couldn't
speak. The second week his gums were fine, but his dentures
hurt. The third week, he mistakenly took his wife's dentures, and
couldn't stop talking.</FONT></SPAN></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<P align=left dir=ltr><FONT size=5><FONT face=Script><FONT
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