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<DIV>Good point!</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Sat, 7 Jul 2012 23:56:33 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV>- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<BR><FONT
color=#ff0000>Remember, when dividing by half, you never reach
zero...</FONT><BR><BR>~Lance<BR></DIV><BR>
<DIV class=gmail_quote>On Fri, Jul 6, 2012 at 3:51 PM, Discussion of the Good,
Clean Funnies List <SPAN dir=ltr><<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net"
target=_blank>gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>></SPAN> wrote:<BR>
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<DIV><BR>--------- Forwarded message ----------<BR>From: "The Good, Clean
Funnies List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-info@gcfl.net"
target=_blank>gcfl-info@gcfl.net</A>><BR>To: <A
href="mailto:jsiarlys@juno.com" target=_blank>jsiarlys@juno.com</A><BR>Cc:
"The Good, Clean Funnies List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl@gcfl.net"
target=_blank>gcfl@gcfl.net</A>><BR>Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2012 02:00:03
-0500 (CDT)<BR></DIV>
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<DIV>It's So True</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is<BR>like the
IRS.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Can you take the receipt with you?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>My parents already chose their own.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Reminds me of a line in <I>The Light and
Heebie-Jeebies</I>, a literary magazine published in Chicago in the 1920s. A
columnist called "Mr. Moon" writing from Evanston called for firearms
training for all, because "It's a shame to hear of so many women missing
their husbands."</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- A closed mouth gathers no foot.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Depends on whose foot, and how hard it is
kicked.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> The Bill of Rights (Void where prohibited by law)</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- A fool and his money can throw a great party.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>If there is no God, how come my life makes so much
sense?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- Remember, half the people in the world are below average.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Not really. Half the people in the world are below
the median. The average is usually above or below the median, meanint more
than half are above... or below.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Using math for a continuous wave function or
quantum mechanics? You know the old saw employers and supervisors are fond
of, "If 99.99% is good enough, then every day 456,543 children never get
home from school"? I once figured, if a school bus driver has fifty
passengers, and a 1% loss rate, then every trip, the number of passengers
lost is less than 1. Since losses cannot accumulate at the rate of 1/2
student per trip, this does not mean a loss rate of one student every two
trips.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- Losing a wife/husband can be hard. In my case it was<BR>nearly
impossible.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>- The trouble with life is there's no background music.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>That's why Sony invented the Walkman, Apple the
iPod, etc.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>I left a few for everyone else, which is a
magnanimous way of saying I couldn't think of anything to say about
them.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#ff0000>Siarlys</FONT><BR></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
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