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<DIV>At first, I thought everything on this list was made up for effect.</DIV>
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<DIV>But then I recognized one I used to hear on the radio:</DIV>
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<DIV>"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life"<BR></DIV>
<DIV>Yeah, that was a dud. I'm not sure what I thought of God when I used to
hear that on the radio (it wasn't around for long), but it still sounds dumb
now.</DIV>
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<DIV>I've heard this one on the radio too, and it wasn't half bad:</DIV>
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<DIV>"I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised" (Doing life without parole, if I
recall right)</DIV>
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<DIV>I don't know if this one is a real song, but you know what? It's
funny:</DIV>
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<DIV>"My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking
My Heart"</DIV>
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<DIV>I kind of liked this one too...</DIV>
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<DIV>"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"</DIV>
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<DIV>So were all the rest of those titles actually put to music and sung? Were
they recorded? Did anything come of it all?</DIV>
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<DIV>When it comes to country, I'm more into old Norman Blake mp3, but I'll
never forget the best song of the 80s, "Dance Little Jean."</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV></BODY></HTML>
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