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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D">The only one I recognized was <does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight> which I grew up with in the early sixties.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> GCFL-discuss [mailto:gcfl-discuss-bounces_milton.freund=siemens.com@gcfl.net]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, December 31, 2013 7:22 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> Freund, Milton<br>
<b>Subject:</b> [GCFL-discuss] Best of the Worst Country/Western Song Titles</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">At first, I thought everything on this list was made up for effect.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">But then I recognized one I used to hear on the radio:</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Yeah, that was a dud. I'm not sure what I thought of God when I used to hear that on the radio (it wasn't around for long), but it still sounds dumb now.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I've heard this one on the radio too, and it wasn't half bad:</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">"I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised" (Doing life without parole, if I recall right)</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I don't know if this one is a real song, but you know what? It's funny:</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">"My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I kind of liked this one too...</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">"Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">So were all the rest of those titles actually put to music and sung? Were they recorded? Did anything come of it all?</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">When it comes to country, I'm more into old Norman Blake mp3, but I'll never forget the best song of the 80s, "Dance Little Jean."</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Siarlys</p>
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