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<DIV>Ehhh? If you want to upset me, you'll have to find something with a bit
more humor and creativity than that.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>P.S. Of course I'm disappointed by President Obama. He hasn't done
everything exactly the way I would have, and I KNOW my way would be the absolute
best. But then, he's not me. Neither is anyone else likely to be elected.</DIV>
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<DIV>Ambrose Bierce defined "President" as, the leading member of a small group
of men of whom, and of whom only, it is known for a fact that a large number of
their fellow countrymen did not want them to be President.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>This was followed by a verse of bad poetry with the theme that for all we
know, some of us who have never run would have been elected unanimously by
popular acclaim.</DIV>
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<DIV>P.P.S. greenBubble, what the liberal media do to Obama is far more damaging
than Fox News & Co. The liberals are afraid of their own shadows, and always
chattering at length about how this is going to hurt Obama and that is going to
hurt Obama and this demographic might be turning against Obama etc. All the
"conservative" media do is loudly proclaim him to be wrong on everything, which
is about what we all expect them to say.</DIV>
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<DIV>On Tue, 4 Feb 2014 08:23:20 -0600 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr>I can't send this to the main list, but I don't mind upsetting
you guys! ;-) - John<BR>
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<DIV class=gmail_quote>---------- Forwarded message ----------<BR>From: <B
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<DIV>Dear Abby,</DIV>
<DIV>My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he
shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum let our
kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also,
he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no
longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. He has also
gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people
who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally,
he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must
sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?</DIV>
<DIV>Signed, Lost</DIV>
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<DIV>Dear Lost,</DIV>
<DIV>Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the
White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything.
You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more
years.</DIV>
<DIV>Abby</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR><BR><FONT
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