<div dir="ltr"><div>I get way too much fuss when I go political, so I just don't do it anymore. I try to stay away from sex, drinking, politics and violence. Sometimes we get close. When I joke is really funny it's hard not to let it through, but I try to keep 3/4 of the readers happy (impossible to make them all happy).<br>
<br></div>- John<br><br></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Tue, Feb 4, 2014 at 12:57 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net" target="_blank">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>></span> wrote:<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Why can’t you send it to the list?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Don’t tell me that Obama gets a free pass from you, too, like he does from the rest of the liberal media!</span></p>
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<b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, February 04, 2014 9:23 AM<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I can't send this to the main list, but I don't mind upsetting you guys! ;-) - John</p>
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From: <b>dadiodio</b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum let our kids worry about
the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up
our bills even more. He has also gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him,
they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything. You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more years.</p>
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