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<DIV>I thought it was quite ready for prime time.</DIV>
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<DIV>Its no more embarrassing than talk of a Roundyon Virgin, or Gladly the
Cross-Eyed Bear. Children can't be expected to know the intricacies of doctrine.
Jesus loves me should be quite enough.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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<DIV>On Wed, 3 Dec 2014 21:13:42 -0800 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
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<DIV>Ouch, tha'ts painful John. Sad to see kids don't know the good
news.<BR><BR></DIV>Lance<BR></DIV>
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<DIV class=gmail_quote>On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 9:12 PM, Discussion of the Good,
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<DIV dir=ltr>This is too embarrassing to send to the list, but it is
definitely a sign of the times...<BR>
<DIV><BR>A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now,
asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very
dangerous.<BR><BR>Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the
little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more
than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."<BR><BR></DIV>
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