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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt">Causes Of All Fatal Accidents</span></b></p>
<p><span style="font-size:13.5pt">Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.<br>
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Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home.<br>
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Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.<br>
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Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these.<br>
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Only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are related to previous physical disorders.<br>
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Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is church. [Bible study is safe, too. The percentage there is even less.]<br>
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Go to church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!<br>
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<i>Received from Tony Belarmino.</i></span></p>
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