<p dir="ltr">ROFL, that's great!<br>
Lance</p>
<div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Sep 5, 2016 6:14 AM, "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:<br type="attribution"><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1f497d">Reminds me of 2 bumper stickers I saw years ago.<u></u><u></u></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1f497d">One said, “Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.”<u></u><u></u></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1f497d">The other: “If you must drink and drive, make it Pepsi.”<u></u><u></u></span></p>
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<b>Subject:</b> [GCFL.net] Coffee Spill<u></u><u></u></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:13.5pt">When my son was about 4 years old, we were driving down the road. I took a drink of my coffee, and the lid came off and spilled all over me. I mumbled a little bit, and pulled over to wipe up the mess.<br>
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My son rolled his eyes, shook his finger at me and said, "That is exactly why you are NOT supposed to drink and drive!"<br>
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