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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D">Someone recently sued a school because her 6-year old son was bullied in school.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D">A recent immigrant from a Muslim country, he was bullied into confessing that he was a “terrorist”.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D">It turned out his definition of “terrorist” was someone who travels to somewhere else. He apparently confused that word with “tourist”.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Brush Script MT";color:#0070C0">Milton<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif"> GCFL-discuss [mailto:gcfl-discuss-bounces_milton.freund=cerner.com@gcfl.net]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, September 07, 2016 10:32 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> Freund,Milton <Milton.Freund@Cerner.com><br>
<b>Subject:</b> [GCFL-discuss] Fate v. Freight<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I accidentally read the punch line first.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Then I wanted a better joke.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Red<o:p></o:p></p>
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