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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#1F497D">Amazing that half the audience remained, and that nobody noticed or pointed out to him that he had said this already.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, September 21, 2016 3:00 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> Freund,Milton <Milton.Freund@Cerner.com><br>
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<b>Subject:</b> [GCFL.net] CEO Speech<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:13.5pt">The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punchy 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing
me an hour-long speech?" he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."<br>
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Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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