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Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember; Fairies are female.<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">John<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:#1F497D">I hate to say this, but years ago, before the word “gay” was hijacked, fairies were male.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:13.5pt">A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.<br>
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Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."<br>
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"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband."<br>
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The fairy waved her magic wand; and -- poof! -- two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn.<br>
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He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. "<br>
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"I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.<br>
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So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! -- the husband became 92 years old.<br>
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The Moral of the story:<br>
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Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember; Fairies are female.<br>
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<i>Received from WestiMom.</i></span><o:p></o:p></p>
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