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School Excuse
Date: Sent Wednesday, July 5, 2017
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Rating: 3.09/5 (54 votes)
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At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.

"Is she in Paine or Hacking?" the school secretary asked.

"She feels fine," said the confused mom. "We have company and I'm keeping her home."

Received from Steve Sanderson.


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