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Thanksgiving Definitions 1 of 2 Date: Sent Wednesday, November 22, 2017 Category: None

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3.14 PUMPKINS: Pumpkin pi. (Joseph Leff and MsSam)

ACT OF DESERTION: What usually happens after dinner, due to a terrorist bombe. (Internet Source)

BUFFET: A French word that means, "Get up and get it yourself." (Internet Source)

BUTTERBALL TURKEY: Someone who would rather watch a soccer match on TV than join the family for Thanksgiving dinner. (MsSam)

CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. (Lexicon)

CASSEROLE: Thanksgiving leftovers incognito. (Variation of a daffynition by Lexicon)

CIRCUMSPECTIVE DESSERT: Pumpkin pi. (MsSam)

FLABBERGASTED: Bewildered at your weight gain over the holidays. (Variation of an Internet Source)

FOODSTUFF: All you can eat buffet. (Charles G. Waugh)

FOWL: Four letter bird. (Variation of a statement in Art. Moger, ed., The Complete Pun Book, 1979, p. 99)

FOUL WIND: Breeze produced by a flying turkey. (Internet Source)

KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL THANKSGIVING DAY PARTY: The tur-key. (Joseph Leff)

GOBBLE: A bull that talks turkey. (Internet Source)

GOBBLERS: Found both on and around the Thanksgiving dinner table. (Internet Source)

GOBLET: A male turkey. (Internet Source)

HOLIDAY DIETERS: A word to the wides is sufficient. (Internet Source)

HOLIDAY GROCERY LIST: What you spend hours writing, then forget to take with you to the store. (Internet Source)

HOME COOKING: A place many a man thinks his wife is. (Stan Kegel)

Received from Stan Kegel.