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Quotes About Money
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Category: None
Rating: 3.78/5 (58 votes)
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. - Mad Magazine

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Frank Hubbard

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. - Jack Yelton

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you. - Katherine Whitehorn

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A penny saved is a penny earned. - Benjamin Franklin

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy. - Proverb

Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. - Jim Rohn

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

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