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Wednesday, April 24, 2024 |
Husbands and Wives   
Date: Sent Monday, September 3, 2018
Category: None | Rating: 3.79/5 (143 votes)
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, " Yes, dear, but I was in love, and didn't notice."
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A lady placed an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge, than to let her keep him.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "Don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was, until I got married ... and then it was too late."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire,"
"And what was he before you married him?",asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday, is to forget it once.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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