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Customary Charges
Date: Sent Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Category: None
Rating: 2.83/5 (58 votes)
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An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

"If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

"If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'"


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