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Thursday, March 28, 2024 |
Checking on Neighbors Date: Sent Tuesday, January 8, 2019 Category: None | Rating: 3.11/5 (62 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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It's important to check on your neighbors regularly, especially if they're elderly. Just knock on their doors and ask if they're OK.
You: "Hello! Is anyone there?"
Female neighbor (shouting from behind her door):
"Whatever you're selling, we don't want any. That includes religion."
You: "I'm not selling anything. I'm your neighbor. Just stopping by to make sure you aren't dead."
Neighbor: "Dead? No, I don't think I'm dead. But I'm not sure about my husband. He hasn't moved from the couch since 2003. Do you think that's
abnormal?"
You: "Only if he isn't holding the remote."
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