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Beautiful Date: Sent Thursday, January 10, 2019 Category: None

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A guy was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open, he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said, "You're cute!"

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

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