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Hymns Date: Sent Thursday, June 11, 2020 Category: None

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The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it into the river. Then he moved on to beer and said he would like to get all the beer and dump it into the river, and then get all other forms of alcohol and dump them into the river.

The choir director's face began to show a worried look. The first hymn they were scheduled to sing was "Shall We Gather At the River?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.