View Funnies	Friday, April 19, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Speedy Morris Date: Sent Thursday, August 20, 2020 Category: None

Rating: 3.45/5 (56 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they were having a pretty good season. One morning he was shaving and the phone rang. His wife answered it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk to him. Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about to receive national recognition in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so excited that he cut himself with his razor. Covered with blood and shaving lather and running downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he crawled to the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello?"

The voice on the other end asked, "Is your name Speedy Morris?"

"Yes," he replied.

Then the voice continued, "Mr. Morris, for just seventy-five cents an issue, we can give you a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated."

Received from WITandWISDOM.