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It Happened in Church! Date: Sent Wednesday, November 25, 2020 Category: None

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Yesterday at the close of the service, the pastor asked if anyone wanted to pray. A little 6-year-old fellow stood up so the pastor asked if he had something to say, thinking he was going to testify.

The boy said, "I just stood up to pull my pants down."

The pastor said, "what?" not hearing him very well.

The boy proceeded to repeat it in a louder voice while a Sister in the congregation was waving her hand at the pastor to disregard it. Everyone burst out laughing except the little fellow's daddy.

The pastor immediately said, "You are dismissed!" and turned around, roaring with laughter.

It seems the little fellow had just pulled up his pant legs to tie his shoes and had stood up to pull them back down.

Received from Steve Geise.