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Thursday, April 18, 2024 |
Dave Barry Quotes   
Date: Sent Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Category: None | Rating: 2.70/5 (46 votes)
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
"meetings."
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average
drivers.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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