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Quotes About Science Date: Sent Thursday, January 14, 2021 Category: None | Rating: 3.40/5 (53 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russel
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -
Albert Einstein
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. - Douglas Adams
When you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. - Dave Berry
If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Bill
Watterson
If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
- Handy Guide to Science
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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