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What's on TV Date: Sent Monday, April 26, 2021 Category: None

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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I find television very educating. Every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room to read a book. - Grouch Marx

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial free. - Will Durst

Norwegian television gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience. - Bill Bryson

My show is the stupidest on TV. If you are watching it, get a life. - Jerry Springer

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked brightness, but it doesn't work. - Gallagher

Received from Wayne Onaka.