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Man Dog Date: Sent Monday, August 30, 2021 Category: None

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A man went to a psychiatrist and said he was worried that he was a dog.

"It's terrible," said the man, "I walk around on all fours. I keep barking in the middle of the night and I can't go past a lamp post any more."

"Okay," said the psychiatrist. "Lie down on the couch."

The man replied, "I'm not allowed on the couch."

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