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Expressions For High Stress Days Date: Sent Thursday, December 30, 2021 Category: None

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- You! Off my planet.

- Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

- I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

- Allow me to introduce my selves.

- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

- I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.

- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

- How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

- Chaos, panic, and disorder--my work here is done.

- Earth is full. Go home.

- Is it time for your medication or mine?

- How do I set a laser printer to stun?

- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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