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Bribing the Judge Date: Sent Tuesday, June 21, 2022 Category: None

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A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case:

"I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor.

"I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."

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