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Saturday, April 20, 2024 |
Things Learned in Life from a Cat   
Date: Sent Friday, November 18, 2022
Category: None | Rating: 2.93/5 (46 votes)
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* Life is hard and then you nap.
* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
* Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they're busy.
* When in doubt, cop an attitude.
* Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there.
* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
* Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.
* When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
* Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
Received from c.moore.bcp.
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