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Thermal Underwear Date: Sent Friday, December 30, 2022 Category: None

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(to the tune, "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Blizzard blows, are you listening?
On the snows, crystals glistening!
To Hell with the storm! I'm cozy and warm,
Walking 'round in thermal underwear!

On the ground, all is crunchy;
Birdies down for some munchies!
I'll put out some feed, some suet and seed,
Walking 'round in thermal underwear!

On the deck I see a little squirrel;
I'll pretend that he's my dinner guest!
Not to worry, beastie; there's no peril!
I'll forget for now that you're a pest!

Later on, roads are icy;
Slippin' cars, driving's dicey!
But I've got me some wine, and I'm feeling fine,
Dancing 'round in thermal underwear!

Received from Lou Stewart.