Tuesday, July 14, 2020|
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|The Pope And Hunting |
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along in the Pope-mobile when there was a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then, using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure don't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we need
to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
Received from Randy.