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A reporter was interviewing a couple on their golden wedding anniversary. "In all that time, did you ever consider a divorce?"

"Oh, no, not divorce -- we're too old-fashioned for that," the wife said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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