An elderly fellow was taken to the hospital for an examination of his circulatory system. When he got home, his wife asked what had happened.

He said, "They worked this gadget into my artery and up into my heart, and then they sucked out thirty years of chocolate cake."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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