My mom got mad at my dad the other day so she went shopping to relieve her irritation. When she returned home she informed him that she had purchased ten new dresses.

"Ten!" he hollered, "What could any woman want with ten new dresses???"

My mom calmly replied, "Ten new pairs of shoes."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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