During a revival meeting, an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.

One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and then asked him, "How's your hearing now?"

He said, "I don't know - it's next Tuesday."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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