The new ensign was assigned to submarines, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the master chief with his
expertise learned in sub school.
The master chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, SIR, it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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