A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks how much the barrister's rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.

The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive?"

"Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third question?"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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