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Speeding Juggler
Sent Monday, December 11, 2017

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "My! That's one tough sobriety test!"

Received from Pastor Tim.


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